Sprinkle, Don’t Snort
Our anti-drugs campaign: promoting the Use of less Harmful Addictive substances… Choux Pastry
You may be here having found one of our “gift baggies” or maybe you’ve been referred by a friend?
Congratulations, you’ve scored the help you need to take up a healthier habit. Start with Little Bumps from Junkies and soon you’ll be ready for run clubs and contrast saunas.
Couple of notes:
Don’t snort the powder! It’s icing sugar to sprinkle on pastries
Bring the baggy and come claim a free box of 4 Little Bumps
We’re located at 10 Hanbury Street, E1 6QR
Little Bumps - your new daily fix
We became addicted to Little Bumps during the R&D process - getting high on our own supply we realised that this was a gateway pastry. A route to different lifestyle away from the substances that had kept us up all night chatting sh!t.
We wanted to see sunrise from the other side. Little Bumps from Junkies was created to enable this transition, and our anti-drugs campaign “Sprinkle, Don’t Snort” was born.
We haven’t quite managed to set-up the charitable foundation or do any of the admin to required legally or ethically for an undertaking of this nature, but fear not… Someone vegan is looking into it right now.
NOTE for vegans and other sensitive souls: This campaign is meant to be humorous. We are not mocking anyone with substance abuse issues or who have been affected by serious addiction problems. If you have a sense of humour failure please seek real therapy, Little Bumps are unlikely to help.