it’s all about a quick fix
Junkies is named as such
for a good reason:
Our treats are dangerously good.
And by that; we mean a tasty treat.
But what makes them so habitually moreish?
We follow the fundamental principles of the “golden taste ratio” - it’s about a balance of the crisp, delicate choux shell; combined with the light, fresh vanilla cream.
Dusted with a light sugar coating and weighing in at under 90 calories, each Little Bump is a transcendent experience to a simpler time. Forget your worries, angst and social media account for a beat - take time to enjoy a wholesome and pure meditative moment of blissful sensory pleasure.
Junkies do it better.
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Junkies do it better. *
Truth be told, we are not the first geniuses to fill a choux pastry with cream. Nor do we claim to be.
We just do it the best! “Says who?”, you might ask…
Well, just about everyone agrees that Junkies do it better,not just our parents and friends!
Every single one of our Google Reviews is 5 stars!
Legitimate customers enjoying Little Bumps!
A moveable feast.
Little Bumps are versatile little f*ckers; tasting great at any time of day or night - and making welcome companions in any situation.
From client meetings to events celebrating female pleasure toys; and also environments with zero wankers, Little Bumps are your go to daily treat that gives you a fix without the hangover.
Junkies are eating them for breakfast, elevenses, lunch, tea, dinner and for munchies. They’re the perfect treat for any hard-working parent (of course kids love Junkies!) or lover to bring home.
It’s always time to make the right decision.
We get it, right now might not be the perfect time to discover a taste sensation and make room for a new habit in your life.
We’re cool, we got you.
But we also know how life gets away from you… Things to do, people to see. Those algorithms are beastly.
So our suggestion, if you’re not gangster enough to push the button on some Little Bumps right now, is to swap details with us.
We’ll send a little reminder when we have an event, or special flavour, or something funny to say. You even get a free Little Bump if you come to the shop!
Get Some.
Little Bumps Delivered By Hand (Shoreditch / Old St)
from £15.00 (+ £5 delivery charge)
Deliveries Mon-Fri / 10am-4pm
£5 delivery charge
Reserve a slot over the next 2 weeks
Order in multiples of 9, 16 or 30 Little Bumps
Little Bumps Events Service (central London)
from £250.00
Delivery to suit your event requirements
Pre-book a delivery time and location
Delivery and set-up service included
Little Bumps Delivered By Deliveroo
from £20.00
Order through your Deliveroo account
Minimum order of 9 Little Bumps
Got a question? Drop us an email: are@wejunkies.com