media samples
it’s all about a quick fix
And by that; we mean a tasty treat.
Junkies is named as such
for a good reason:
Our treats are dangerously good.
But what makes them so habitually moreish?
We follow the fundamental principles of the “golden taste ratio” - it’s about a balance of the crisp, delicate choux shell; combined with the light, fresh vanilla cream.
Dusted with a light sugar coating and weighing in at under 90 calories, each Little Bump is a transcendent experience to a simpler time. Forget your worries, angst and social media account for a beat - take time to enjoy a wholesome and pure meditative moment of blissful sensory pleasure.
Junkies do it better.
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Junkies do it better. *
Truth be told, we are not the first geniuses to fill a choux pastry with cream. Nor do we claim to be.
We just do it the best! “Says who?”, you might ask…
Well, just about everyone agrees that Junkies do it better,not just our parents and friends!
Every single one of our Google Reviews is 5 stars!
Legitimate customers enjoying Little Bumps!
A moveable feast.
Little Bumps are versatile little f*ckers; tasting great at any time of day or night - and making welcome companions in any situation.
From client meetings to events celebrating female pleasure toys; (and also environments with zero wankers), Little Bumps are your go to daily treat that gives you a fix without the hangover.
Junkies are eating them for breakfast, elevenses, lunch, tea, dinner and for munchies. They’re the perfect treat for any hard-working parent (of course kids love Junkies!) or lover to bring home.
Order your Media Samples Today!
We have a special place in our hearts for you media darlings, so if you’d like to try some Little Bumps and see what all the fuss is about, we’ll happily send some to your place of work.
We have a very nice cargo bike delivery service and you’ll get a nice branded box and all sorts.
If that sounds like your kind of thing then please fill in some details in the form and we’ll get right on it!
Cheers
Order your Little bumps by Cargo bike
Contact us on WhatsApp with your delivery address and Preferred Time:
We deliver from our shop at 10 Hanbury Street, E1 6QR by cargo bike. Pricing depends on distance, time of day and delivery window, but it’s roughly £8-£15 within a few kilometres of the shop.
Box of 16 - £28
Box of 30 - £52.50
Pricing exclusive of delivery charges which will be calculated prior to order confirmation. You can pay with a card using the link we send once you’ve confirmed the order.
